1. topiarynymph:

    My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

    (Source: goblinnkingg, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  2. (Source: kingjaffejoffer, via academy)

  3. (Source: paris666hilton, via samanteerzzzz)

  4. hbunot:

    how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

    (Source: hbunot, via hbunot)

  5. unlawfully:

    Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

    (Source: unlawfully, via perfextionn)

  6. bullied:

    party at my house bring food then leave

    (via inbalanced)

  7. burgrs:

    *eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

    (via inbalanced)

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via academy)

  8. wigglytuffer:

    dropping hints to bae that ur ready


    (via inbalanced)

  9. (Source: twinkerchief, via perfextionn)

  10. anarchist-cookbook-official:

    Big FUCKING surprise

    (Source: comunistalibertario, via perfextionn)